February 13th

If you're born on February 13th, you're a manipulative asswhole who doesn't care about anyone but yourself

Ew, she must be born on February 13th.

by Dis bitch done boii January 15, 2021

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november 13th

the day the best person alive was born, riley cassidy

Did you know it’s riley’s birthday today, it’s november 13th

by rileycassidy October 17, 2019

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Friday the 13th party

Where people have a party on friday 13th and celebrate just like halloween.

Are you going to that friday the 13th party?

by Deep blue 2012 November 13, 2009

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Linda: Hey, what date is it today?
Karen: It’s June 13th 2013 you uncultured swine
Linda: Jesus Karen, what’s so special about this date?
Karen: How uncultured are you?
Linda: Very. Now is this a holiday or something?
Karen: Yes it is.
Linda: What holiday is it?
Karen: the debut of le-jin-dary boy group BTS

by givemenoodlesimhungryasfuck February 8, 2020

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February 13th, 2004

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020

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