Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome

Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

marshmallow dumpling

Inserting an object such as a baby's dummy in your Anus hole, pulling it out and sucking on it

Wanna try a Marshmallow dumpling?

by Deepfriedgoldfish May 20, 2016

Sticky Marshmallow

When you take an iron or some other hot object and burn your girls pussy till it is charred black. Proceed to insert your penis and jizz and there you go. The sticky marshmallow

She said the sex wasn't hot enough so I made it hotter with a sticky marshmallow.

by snakiee20 July 31, 2016

Marshmallow

when a chick gives fellatio to a guy while he’s defecating on the toilet

Ralph finally got it to give me a marshmallow last night and I’m gonna send the video to her dad

by TheMine May 28, 2025

Marshmallow

A person or animal that is small to the point they are cute if you don’t love a marshmallow you are a sinner.

I love the marshmallow there so small and cute

by Maskman December 7, 2021

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017