fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016

Fap glove

A glove, usually made of latex, used to masturbate and cum into. Used with lube provides the a very good experience and keeps the cum contained.

John always buys the 100 glove pack at Walmart. He use them as fap gloves

by STM-1024 September 27, 2015

Fap Map

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.

Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.

by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021

4am fap

when you're masturbating at 4am and it's just like
"ugh"

"last night i did the ol' 4am fap"

"sorry bro"

by leadpainter August 25, 2014

Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.

by Seiban June 20, 2017

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Fap trap

When one is browsing content, often online or flicking channels on TV, with no intention of fapping either then or later, but are forced to or reminded to fap upon seeing something. That thing is a fap trap.

Bro 1: "Dude I wasn't even gonna fap tonight but then I was flicking music channels and the video for Call on Me by Eric Prydz came on and I couldn't not afterwards."
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"

by Tom3457mofo April 19, 2013