brown chaff

(Verb). Shitting oneself.

Did you see Andy D when his chair broke?
No, why is that?
I swear he deployed the ol' brown chaff!

by This isn't where I parked my d April 24, 2019

Brown Town

To have gone/went brown town means to follow through (Poo yourself) either voluntarily or involuntarily

Oh dear…I’ve gone brown town again!!!

by Plum sickle September 4, 2021

brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

by Browner83 June 7, 2013

Brown gownage

The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.

Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019

brown heineken

When a girl butt-chugs a Heineken, and the dude eats her ass afterwards.

Ah man, I wanted to get really fucked up last night, so I had my girlfriend give me a Brown Heineken.

by BrownHeineken January 3, 2017

Skrillen Brown

Come to my mates BBQ with me

Hey (insert hotties name here), do you wanna come to my mates bbq with me in June? Skrillen brown

by Yogiwolves May 5, 2021

brown raisen

an arsehole, preferably a woman's

She let me put it in her brown raisen last night.

by djdankkerskanker January 11, 2008