egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

Egg Shoot

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!

by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007

Egg

A white person who acts Asian. White on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Eric is really good at math and a bad driver, he must be an egg.

by Roseman223 November 28, 2021

Eggs n Beans

Another way of saying “exactly” .... doesn’t have any other use than that

Maeve: “LMAO YOURE BUILT LIKE A REFRIGERATOR”

Jesse: “Eggs n beans luv.”

by jesse xoxo January 9, 2021

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

SunnyScrambledUp egg

Combination of scrambled and Sunny side up way of cooking egg.

Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 30, 2020

Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated

Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024