The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
Get the phone sandwichmug. A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025
Get the pool sandwichmug. The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.
In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.
Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?
The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.
Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?
The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.
by GreySevenFourPrime June 30, 2020
Get the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiastsmug. A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024
Get the Fried Bologna Sandwichmug. by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010
Get the leaky sandwichmug. When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich
Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich
by JellySandwich July 20, 2025
Get the Peanut butter jelly sandwichmug. Hand sandwich.
Verb or noun.
Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.
Noun
The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb or noun.
Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.
Noun
The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.
Noun.
After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
Noun.
After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016
Get the Hand sandwichmug.