moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013

Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

apple cruise

driving around in a car smoking out of an apple

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise

by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010

Apple juice

juice from an apple/the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice

Friend 1-Hey man whatcha got there
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice

by Brcvpa February 23, 2021

apple

1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor

person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.

by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022

Apple

A fruit that has multiple different types.

“He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

apple

a red/green circullar fruit that grows from a tree part of the rose family.

Oh Jeremy, did you eat the last apple?

by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021