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Poo

The thing you pull out when you put your hand down your pants.
He scratched his bum and pulled out some poo
by abc chicken August 11, 2021
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Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.
Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.
by Marv from ki February 23, 2023
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Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
by Wick May 13, 2023
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POO

SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR BUM ITS REALLY SLOPPY AND DELISHOUS HAHAHAHAHAH
IM A POO
by tamara_ March 4, 2018
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Poo

Poo well I've had a lot of poos we have

The sparkler: when you release a huge poo that hurts like crazy it made me scream in pain
the sticky: when a poop sticks to your hand and you have to wash it off
the normal: dude it's just a plain poo
The corn: a poo that has corn
The veggies: a poo that has veggie pieces in it
The hot trots: hot diarrhea

The trots: diarrhea

The monster: a poo taller than the toilet water
The green: green poo from food coloring

The bad: poo that is yellow from low bile or from food coloring
The hot trots icky: burning liquid poo that is clear with a brownish tint to it like the sticky poo
Those are just some of the poops I've had
by pookiesgramma July 19, 2017
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bing bong poo

When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.
"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"
by benas12345678910 January 8, 2021
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Poo

A poo is used mainly as sex toys.
‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said

‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly

They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned

He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
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