Joe Gomez

To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.

Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez

by citeh citeh citeh September 24, 2020

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Joe McFadden

One of the fittest men to have walked the earth, with the nicest eyelashes. Currently starring in 60's drama 'Heartbeat.' casting the roll of a local village bobby.

Born on 9 October 1975 in Glasgow, starting acting from a young age. Made his first appearance in 'Taggart.'

Appeared in films and programs such as:
Cranford
Heartbeat
The Trouble with Men and Women
Sparkhouse
Sex, Chips & Rock n' Roll
Dad Savage
Small Faces
The Crow Road
Take the High Road

And also theatre:
Caractacus Potts, in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Finch, in How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.
Keith, in Rainbow Kiss.
and much more :)

'Hey, what do you think of Joe McFadden?'

'One of the best looking Scottish actors I've ever seen!'

'Along with David Tennant, right?'

'Of course.'

by JoeMcFaddenFTW March 31, 2009

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