Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Zuking Off

Making out.

A common misconception about the term "Hooking Up".

Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.

Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.

by samnoacam January 23, 2011

Poop-off

When you are sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and need to take a dump but you know its going to be loud so you are waiting for everyone to leave the restroom...unfortunately there is another person in the restroom doing the same thing...so you are both waiting for the other to leave.

I need to use the bathroom but I can't because I lost in the poop-off with the other girl in there

by ffisher22 May 20, 2011

wee off

exclamation. a softer way of saying "piss off"

- "hey, you!"
- "wee off!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

man off

To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing.

Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man off in the corner.

After seeing a very attractive naked woman on the beach, Steve felt the sudden urge to man off.

by ezra j March 6, 2008

off-rom

An office romance.

New Guy: Man that girl at reception is hot.

Seasoned Worker: Don't touch her, she and the boss have had an off-rom for like forever.

by YukonWillie April 2, 2009

Dicked off

When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell.

Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off.

by JetskiEpicmount August 4, 2008