How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

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if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.

"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick

by simp4men123 May 31, 2021

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Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.

John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.

by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010

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Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.

Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time”

by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025

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