bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

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Jack Sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.

by robert j smith February 3, 2008

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jack pound

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.

I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!

by T Morph April 4, 2008

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Jack and Ash

Talking irrelevantly while having sex.

He was Jack and Ashing the whole time, it was terrible.

by I. Scheer June 17, 2008

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jack douglas

also known as jacksfilms, this youtube dude is super cool.

JACK DOUGLAS STARS IN YAIY

by 4 foods you must not eat November 26, 2016

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A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is

I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

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