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Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
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fire in the hole

Something that happens when you starve a community of epic gamers from content for 6 year and then announse an update and then delay it for 2 months and a half and then release it.
robtop: check steam
geometry dash community: fire in the hole
by Boonkii December 29, 2023
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Bin fire

Anglicised version of a dumpster fire; a disater.
Buying that wet belt engined car has turned out to be a total bin fire.
by dewexdewex January 7, 2024
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redbull fire

When you drink red bull and masturbate and your dick catches on fire
Bro I drank a Red Bull and masturbated... not a good idea total RedBull fire
by Dicklover94 April 5, 2017
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fire betty

Dude I spent the night in Fort Worth with a total Fire Betty
by Sheafirebetty August 4, 2018
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New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
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