Ass Clapper 130 

The nickname of the AC 130 killstreak in Black Ops and other CoD games.

Player 1: Dude! I almost have my eleventh kill!
Player 2: Oh yeah! Send out the Ass Clapper 130!

Ass Clapper 130 by AC9 April 13, 2011

ass hit 

the blunt end of a bowl of marijuana being smoked, this smoke, or the "ass hit", tastes very similar to the smoke generated from a moldy wet banana peel burning on a citronella candle.

johnny was very poor, when he smoked weed he always made sure to take the "ass hit" to insure he got his moneys worth of marijuana

ass hit by bobadababi eytshaboi July 2, 2006

Ass Pube 

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.

Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

Ass Pube by Mr HJL January 20, 2008

Ass crack 

The thing you yell when nothing else comes to mind. One of those times when you're so mad that you say something extremely irrelevant and that doesn't even make sense, when you could have just as easily said ass hole.

Tracy: Yeah, thats such a dumb thing to say no one cares.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.

Ass crack by wellblowmedown April 11, 2011

Ass-Gum 

Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.

Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"

Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."

Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"

Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."

Ass-Gum by Paso Robles Slang March 15, 2010

ass master 

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around... sometime u get those guys walking RIGHT behind u, right up your ass, they want to pass, but they don't say anything. that's an ass master!

there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass

ass master by SpotMaster August 29, 2006

ass buffet

a form of suicide, in which one requests a prostitute if one can lick her ass. Easily spreading a Sti, into the victim.

fuck this sucks, i'm getting an ass buffet

ass buffet by jmack5646 August 4, 2006