potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY

OMG IM SUCH A POTATO

by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018

Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.

I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!

by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

Potato

a complete idiot

That kid is such a potato.

by Djw12f92 January 17, 2018

White hot potato

When you nut in her mouth and she spits it into yours. Repeat, first to spit looses.

Me and my girl tried something new last night. She wanted to try the white hot potato.

by RussiaIsmyCity March 4, 2022

potato

my life and my wife

Guy 1: "U like potatoes?"
Guy 2: "Potato is luv."

by thatpotatoguy October 5, 2020

potato

Balls

potatoes

by Ploppy Poopies August 23, 2022