Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Jesus

Hammered to a cross and burned😂😂😂

Jesus was hammered to a cross😂😂😂😂😂

by Who’s willma? May 19, 2021

Julienne de jesus

Amazing. Just amazing.

The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗

“Is that Julienne de jesus? God she look’s like an Angel..”

by anonymous June 25, 2023

sonia jesus

Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.

Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you

by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022

Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.

"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".

by AWildBro December 1, 2021

trappedout jesus

One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...

You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.

by trappedout jesus September 8, 2021