When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021
Get the Cumberland Scotch Eggmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. An American slang term for when something is pretty cool, or when stuff is generally going your way.
Jeremy: Hey, my boss gave me the day off
Dylan: Oh, eggs
Steve: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at 3
Jordan: Eggs
Dylan: Oh, eggs
Steve: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at 3
Jordan: Eggs
by JeremyGriffis August 15, 2021
Get the Eggsmug. by contest2054 September 5, 2018
Get the Eggmug. Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.
Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.
Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.
by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018
Get the birmingham eggmug. by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022
Get the Eggmug. .
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Get the Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---mug.