im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

Harsh Beats

What you say when someone does or says something rude, insulting, or crude to another person. Can also be used when something terrible happens.

Cass: "Fuck you, man! You suck!"
Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."

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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."

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by your moms hair vagina March 26, 2015

Bridger Beat Down

the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers

originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good

the way newcastle took their bridger beat down you’d think they wanted it

by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Bamboo Beating

When you take a piece of bamboo and chase and whip a person with it.

Where's Vic?
She's giving that asian guy a bamboo beating!

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010

Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.

Yo I just gave this girl beat ass

by anonymous June 24, 2024

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020