politician car

Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
by QuacksO November 05, 2016
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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
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coffin car

The last car a person will ever own
Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!
by homedepotcarpet February 24, 2023
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Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.
Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.
by B-bat June 16, 2025
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Marks Car

There's a marks car patrolling the area, let's move.
by dkjfalldgmadsadgasgd February 25, 2012
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Car Meet

An event where multiple cars park and tell about their vehicles.
Yo! Wanna go to the Car Meet at McDonald's?
by dswqsa895 March 10, 2024
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Car meet

An event where cats meet up

3 or more
by To heart March 04, 2023
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