There is no "So Sorry"
Hym "You aren't 'So sorry.' That isn't a thing you are capable of being. It doesn't translate to anything real. Even if I have to murder someone's kids, you STILL won't be sorry. And neither will I. Because you and I will both know that that is the outcome you want. As long as I am not free you aren't going to have a problem with someone else burying their kids because they are taking a bullet for the people obstructing my path. The meat shields are too stupid to understand that they are meat shields. And until they get out of the way, the wrong people are guaranteed to die."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
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An other girl: That is not his song though its actually by the lithuanian sorry guy.
An other girl: That is not his song though its actually by the lithuanian sorry guy.
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A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.
“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release. mug.The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.
After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
Get the smartphone sorrow mug.A socioeconomic phenomenon where highly intelligent and educated individuals are increasingly funneled into high-paying jobs, while those with less education or intelligence are "sorted" into lower-paying roles. This process amplifies class divides and concentrates wealth and opportunity among a cognitive and academic elite.
The term is often used on Tech Twitter/TPOT/the Tech Right.
Also called "the Great Sort", or "the Great Sorting"
The term is often used on Tech Twitter/TPOT/the Tech Right.
Also called "the Great Sort", or "the Great Sorting"
I know the Sort happened but its nice to imagine a world where lots of manual laborers have 115+ IQs
by truckpong July 31, 2025
Get the The Sort mug."Spook soreness" is when the brain copes with missing a workout by convincing itself it's very sore. in other words, fake muscle pain.
A: "God, my arms hurt so badly from the gym."
B: "Dude, that's just spook soreness. You texted me, 'hell no' to going to workout yesterday."
B: "Dude, that's just spook soreness. You texted me, 'hell no' to going to workout yesterday."
by Oscar Ep September 7, 2025
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