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Trophy Shit

The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.
Holy shit!!! It's a trophy shit!!
by Nanny Girl September 1, 2009
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Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."
by ha8o8le December 16, 2008
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Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.
That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.
by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
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shit say

A recent YouTube phenomenon where individuals don various outfits, drag, and/or other accessories in various scenarios with dialogue to make impressions of, and to poke fun at various group stereotypes. Scenarios are usually played out by members of that particular group, and the stereotypes are sometimes scarily accurate. Often disseminated via facebook (to friends who begrudgingly watch them.)
troll: hmm..."Sh*t trolls say"...
YouTube: "Thatz wat she sed!!"
troll: OMG, that was sooo funny!!

YouTube user: Stop with all the dang "shit say" videos. I'm waisting my life away.
by blrdavon January 26, 2012
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Crack Shit

Crack Shit - The explosive diarrhea caused by smoking crack. Most often found squirted on the wall in an alley behind a dumpster.
-I saw this guy taking a crack shit in the alley again.

-Fuck man, that shit sprays everywhere.
by Arnold Pettibone November 8, 2013
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shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.
I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.
by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009
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hanging shit

The act of feeding someone shit relentlessly.
Don't you ever get tired of hanging shit on Scomo?

No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.
by 29gts11 January 22, 2020
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