salthead

A dude who is a firm surfer, or who is beach bumming.

Look at that salthead out there, he's showing up there everyday.
Yeah, stay salty !

by @salthead_ January 19, 2017

Salts

Snickered and laughed and then stopped. This is a better replacement for lol

I was on Judge Judy and she told me "Beauty fades, Dumb is forever"
Haha Salts

by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017

Salty

Adam O Dea

"Wow, Adam is really salty today."

by Merk Toot January 23, 2017

salty

butthurt

Y U so salty?

by MEME2017 January 26, 2017

Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 27, 2017

Salty

"The" Emma Best

Emma best was salty cuz she got roasted again

by xxnolananimexx January 30, 2017

Salty

Once used to describe one's bitter and negative attitude in generally a game environment, now an overused insult targeted at anyone who is disliked by generally agitated individuals who use it to feel Superior .

Guy1: Ah damn! We could have won that if we tried :P
Guy2: Nah, you're just a salty noob. Stay mad kid.

by Xefolyn February 13, 2017