Ppotatology 

Ppotatology is the belief that an epic potato used half of his epicness to create the universe, the religion also believes that epic potato will rise from the soils of the sacred potato field and “epicly prank the sinners and heretics”.

You: what is your religion?

Booga clown: Ppotatology

You: WHATS THAT?
Booga clown: read the text above dumb ass!

Ppotatology by The Church of epic potato January 25, 2020

Potat 

A potat is aCute fluffy shiba inu dog that everyone wants to pet

Shiro: explain your insolence
Potat: am potat

Potat by anonymous September 20, 2020

Potago 

Potago is the most heavenly thing . Periodt. I love Potago, it transcends the universe and it is the food of the gods.

I love Potago. It is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. It transcends the universe and is the food of gods.

Potago by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

potatoe fuck 

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.

You just got potatoe fucked

potatoe fuck by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

Georgia Potatoe 

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug

It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe

Georgia Potatoe by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013

horse potatoes 

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

horse potatoes by waynekotke July 15, 2016