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poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.
I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.
by I love crap December 9, 2008
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Poo boy

The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.
Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.
by Gary Dave September 22, 2023
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poo tunes

Any music or song you personally find shitty.
Why you listening to all these poo tunes bruh?
by ShapSquatch December 12, 2016
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Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.
My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
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ookie-poo

belly button, navel, hole in the center of the belly.
all employees must wash their hands after using the restroom, or touching thier ookie-poo (innie or outie).
by Polly C June 12, 2005
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poo masta

One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.
"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"
by poo_masta January 2, 2016
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Déjà Poo

The phenomenon of flushing the toilet after pooping, only to return later and find the poop still in the toilet.
Mere: Why didn’t you flush the toilet?!
Jash: I did! This is a serious case of déjà poo.
by CozyClassico November 9, 2022
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