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No Nut November

An event that lasts the entirety of November of which you can not ejaculate.
by 1212121217 December 29, 2020
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Mask Nut

Note: I am not against Face Masks but tbh, there are some people who mask-wearing to an extreme level.
A mask nut is someone who believes everyone should wear a mask at all times. Even while eating, drinking, driving or in your own home. They're also the ones who throw a temper tantrum when they don't see social distancing.
"A random Karen was screaming a 10 year old in the candy shop because he wasn't wearing a mask even though he said that he had asthma. She's such a mask nut."
by A4775 January 12, 2021
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nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).
Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"
by Drozdislav January 27, 2021
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Rat Nuts

Rat nuts is a way to formally greet someone
What’s up rat nuts”. “Sup my guy
by Hiboipeepee February 2, 2021
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Nut Shack

My day couldn't get any better. On my way to the bathroom I found a fresh turtle! Looks like I'll be making a nut shack today!
by Moist Turtel February 19, 2021
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Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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Sorrow Nut

When you masturbate when you’re sad, typically used as a coping mechanism
After Lia broke up with me I had to sorrow nut
by BaDaby March 10, 2021
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