fire puddle

like lava but more fiery and more water like

dude that fire puddle messsed me up real bad

by Devilvoy March 11, 2015

crack fire truck

A red crack pipe

Last night I used my crack fire truck

by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 28, 2015

Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!

by thefireman May 2, 2015

fire hydranted

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others

Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"

by Derek jeter September 27, 2015

Fire

starts when someone plays my mixtape

Mom: why is the house on fire?
Me: sorry mom I just dropped my new mixtape and listened to the first 00.02 of the intro

by Jwktg June 24, 2016

Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016

Rapid Fire Kelly

Rapid Fire Kelly is a white rapper from Yeovil, Somerset. He is not well known throughout the UK, although he will be within the next few years. He might not have a big fan base, but he has an amazing fanbase, mainly from Yeovil, Somerset. He refers to his fanbase as the EST Famiy.

Rapid Fire Kelly. Even the name sounds amazing.

by DEADLYPR3DATOR_EST20XX August 28, 2016