new canaan
whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.
new canaan by risky April 4, 2005
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New Jersey
Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
New Jersey by fuckthemotherfuckinnj July 3, 2009
New Waterford
A town located in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Even though everyone in CB have a different accent than those who live on the mainland, but people from New Waterford take that to a whole new level. For example, they pronounce their o's and a's and their or's as er's. Also they are commonly known as the ghetto of CB. If you ever imply that everyone form that part of CB (Sydney, New Waterford, Glace Bay) are the same, they will probably cut you. Also they are the drug capital of Nova Scotia....
This one time, I was at a park in New Waterford and some guy drove up to me and offered to pay me 40 bucks to throw a soggy, lumpy burlap sack into a garbage that was literally three feet from where he was parked. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT!
New Waterford by aswizzle October 23, 2010
New Jersey accent
Stereotypical accent that is thought to hail from New Jersey.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.
Examples of this accent:
Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.
This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,
however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.
Examples of this accent:
Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.
This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,
however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.
Person one: Where are you from?
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?
Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?
Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.
New Jersey accent by Gaylady215 August 20, 2016
New Trier
A large structure full of uptight, spoiled, snobby, good for nothing girls. Mommy and Daddy wait on these worthless children hand and foot. Sure some of these girls will grow up to be trophy wives, just like their own mothers, but it will come with a territory. Soon enough this girls will be smacked with some truth once their future husbands develop a cocaine habit and leave them for some juicy jailbait. Live it up New Trier girls and here's to you and your slow demise!
New Trier by smacked with truth May 7, 2009
New Hampshire
A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
New Hampshire by hasafienda January 18, 2005