Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

fussy pants

An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.

Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!

by Donnie Kay December 10, 2021

pants

Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.

dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks

by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008