nazi mom 

generally a older woman who, thru constant nagging and bitching has slowly drained the will to live from everyone around her, usually has children most of which have become either spineless little shits or overbearing pseudo-nazis thru the same process, eventually one of the children becomes so evil that the nazi mom dies from food poison like symptoms, or she dies from some good soul pushing her in front of a bus...

nazi mom: nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch, do some pointless task purely for my sick sadistic pleasure.

children: yes mother...

evil child: DIE BITCH!!!!

nazi mom: arghh!!!!

nazi mom by MattBcc November 2, 2007

Soccer Mom

A woman who takes a nasty, stinky dump all over a soccer ball, then proceeds to lick every bit of it off, while masturbating to naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

I thought I was into skat, but that soccer mom showed me that I have yet to explore the finer points of fecal fetishes.

Soccer Mom by Brak January 27, 2005

Jon's Mom 

An extraordinarily attractive woman found in K-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. No photos of Victoria Mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. This legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. There is no possible way to resist Jon's mom.

"I'd tap jon's mom, shes a foxxx"
"yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt"

Jon's Mom by cookah December 24, 2008

your mom goes to college 

does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.

why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college

your mom goes to college by wmucrew September 26, 2006

your mom's box 

what everyone gets at your sleepover

we all got some of your mom's ponani at you sleepover last weekend also known as your mom's box

your mom's box by your mom's bed buddy April 20, 2009

Main line mom 

The typical main line mom is the one who stays home and drives a big car so she can shuttle all her kids and their friends around. They usually have around 5 to 7 kids. During the day they go to the mall to blow their husbands money and chat with their friends on their blackberrys, but at night they go into homework mode and do all their kids homework for them so they can be the best. Every weekend they go to a party and get a local villa nova student to watch their kids while they go get wasted. During the summer they vacation at their house in avalon, new jersey or go to their country clubs and sit under the cabanas with the other main line moms and gossip. Typically a main line mom will raise their kids everything they want. Many main line moms are referred to as milfs.

Billy: dude your mom is the typical main line mom, she's such a milf!

Mike: dude thats so weird!

Billy: sorry, is she going to drive us to lax?

Main line mom by Mainlinegal January 13, 2011

colins mom 

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

colins mom by colins mom April 18, 2004