john kerry

stupid prune faced liberal who never had any idea what he was talking about, but rambled endlessly like a teenage girl.

The only thing Kerry did right was concede when he knew he lost.

by manohmanoh August 18, 2006

John Reese

A slang name for a "faggot fucker" or someone of redneck homophobia.

"Yo, that kid hates homos but I seen him checking out my ass in the locker room"

"Yeah he is a total john reese"

by gay69 February 6, 2010

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004

Rough John

Masturbating while pooping.

I had a hard day and a big meal. I deserve a Rough John and relax.

by Johnny-Dog July 27, 2016

John Ritter

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

Hot John

A comletely retarded kid who eats alot of junk food but losses 60 pounds in a year by starving him/her self

That hot john pulled a ghandi.

by maneur February 1, 2010

John Kerry

Liberal, progressive senator from Massachusetts.

"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."

by Gahmuret July 9, 2006