J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

lily j

a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!

lily j is a hotness gelatinous

by Porte123 January 3, 2015

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

J-bedes

When someone lives like a pig and is on the fast track for Type 2 diabetes.

That guy needs to exercise, he can't keep living like J-bedes.

by Iggypop December 22, 2013

Gabby J

A slang term for a blow-job.

Shut up. If you're good I'll give you a gabby j in the car.

by pdcjc January 28, 2015

J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

PB&J face

The face you get Post Blow Job (as well as after chomping into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich): a look of pure ecstasy, punctuated by a silly grin. A look of supreme satisfaction.

Look at Jack, he's got that PB&J face again

by marplemarplemarple August 16, 2015