I can reveal

A cinematic elucidation, usually but not exclusively appended to the end of an answer.... Usually but not exclusively in retort to an important question.

''How many cans of Heineken did you get? Did you get Ice?'' ... ''Twenty-four and a shoulder of Smirnoff. No Ice, I can reveal.'' ...

by Barry O'Brien May 17, 2013

I envy you

A term for someone, accepting his/her jealousy.

Guy 1: OMG!!!!! I ENVY YOU, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Much obliged...

by Karma will get you! February 18, 2022

I need help

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022

i cannot englishy

Whom can not english/can not speak the English language.

"I cannot englishy.", said Mingi confidently to the Australian pharmacist.

by Wooyoung’s Ponytail Is Holy November 6, 2020

I has pencil

Epic Kahoot! name and remember if you loose Kahoot! play kashoot you also get head

Jack “ oi jen I has pencil”
Jen (gives jack hed).

Lucky jack

by I has pencil November 17, 2020

I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

i wrote this song

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli

"Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli"
i wrote this song - patrick star

by CrypticMemory May 6, 2020