second-hand driver

This is who you are when you drive a trailer pulled by using a host car

As a second-hand driver, I had to really focus while backing the trailer into the campsite—it's all about teamwork with the host car!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts

Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.

by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025

Better Seat Driver

‘it’s the personal in the passenger seat that knows the better seat to drive and insist on telling the driver everything better’

As first told by Maria Toole in 2026 AD ‘I am the better seat driver’ her husband disputes this claim to this day.

by Maria Toole January 15, 2026

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

by anonymous May 16, 2021

It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

by Betzbaw January 15, 2024