Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
Get the Safety Car Merchantmug. When you type in "Obama Care" you'll get this definition. Coined by the popular late night host Stephen Colbert (whose main target audience used to be teens during this time; but now mostly parents like watching him) on The colbert report, circa 2010-2011.
by Thanks, obama. January 27, 2025
Get the O Bam A Car E!mug. by Cup of steel June 11, 2023
Get the Carmug. When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.
by Get gacked November 6, 2023
Get the Car crashmug. When 6 gentlemen and 1 Bob entered a Coates room and engage in EXTREMELY consensual adult male wrestling. Clothing ALWAYS optional.
"Hey Mike, why don't you come do an Irish Car Bob with me, Lance, Perry, and Duke? Remember though, No pants allow big guy!" -- Robert
by Big Gay Tony September 24, 2018
Get the Irish Car Bobmug. This defines the cars that thumbies drive. It is usually a Toyota corolla or vw golf. Most of these cars are found chatsworth, phoenix and merebank areas of durban. They include but are not limited to;
Vw mk1 golf ; This car is renowned for its thumbie status. Thumbies usually change the engines in these cars for 2.0l 16v/8v variants and are found at umgeni road and blue lagoon on Friday and Saturday night showing off with their friends and racing other thumbies on public roads
Toyota corolla/runx; mainly a rxi 20v / RSI 20v/Toyota gli twincam 16v / runx rsi, which are owned by majority of thumbies. These thumbies belong to car groups and are constantly arguing on who's Toyota is faster. They will go to such an extent to say that their cars beat m3s and complete the 1/4 mile in 13-14 seconds
Vw golf gti; mk5,6,7. This is a rich thumbies car, usually in the colour red or white. These thumbies are always seen with a girl in the passenger seat with gold teeth or tinted hair.
Vw mk1 golf ; This car is renowned for its thumbie status. Thumbies usually change the engines in these cars for 2.0l 16v/8v variants and are found at umgeni road and blue lagoon on Friday and Saturday night showing off with their friends and racing other thumbies on public roads
Toyota corolla/runx; mainly a rxi 20v / RSI 20v/Toyota gli twincam 16v / runx rsi, which are owned by majority of thumbies. These thumbies belong to car groups and are constantly arguing on who's Toyota is faster. They will go to such an extent to say that their cars beat m3s and complete the 1/4 mile in 13-14 seconds
Vw golf gti; mk5,6,7. This is a rich thumbies car, usually in the colour red or white. These thumbies are always seen with a girl in the passenger seat with gold teeth or tinted hair.
by Rahul P November 17, 2020
Get the Thumbie carsmug. A superior race of automobiles from te future.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.
1: Hey, look..a tiny car
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.
$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON
1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.
$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON
1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004
Get the tiny carsmug.