Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.

Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.

by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020

Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it

“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”

by Flakes4Daayz October 4, 2018

meteor on crack

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

"Meteor on Crack!"

by swaggistsociety August 8, 2024

Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.

I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!

by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021