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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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chamomile broth

Chamomile broth is a phrase describing when someone is just really dull in their taste for food and zest for life. A chamomile broth will often substitute herbal teas for coffee or other caffeinated beverages. If you know a chamomile broth, run, they will not catch you as all that sleepytime tea has prepared them for a day of reading colleen hoover with the bbc pride and prejudice quietly supporting the ambiance in the background.
"geez louise you can't catch an invigorated afternoon with all these chamomile broths swarming"
by themasterpoop March 13, 2024
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insestkimo brother

When two brothers of same mother and father acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the brothers are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.
Oh my God Shirley u had sex with his brother too? You know u just made them insestkimo brothers don't you?
by gumbolious April 7, 2024
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Big Brother

A person who clips literally everything and most of the time does it without you even knowing. They could be recording for absolutely no reason, or hoping you'd say something weird, embarrassing, or damning so they can use it against you, expose you, or even use it as blackmail material. It also doesn't have to be recordings, they can also screenshot everything you send to them or in a group chat.
Person #1: Got him! Fucked the shit out of that guy!
Person #2: Clipped that.
Person #1: Can you stop acting like you're Big Brother? ffs
by Bonegod April 15, 2024
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Angel Brothers

When two male friends have a three way with a woman, then both die later at the same time.
Thad and Rex hooked up with Larissa, then they both got hit by a smooth criminal. Now they're Angel Brothers.
by catchbellsprout April 29, 2024
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scotch broth

A scotch man’s cum
she asked the waiter “can I have a side of your scotch broth 😉”
by Aimuuurss May 4, 2024
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