stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

I'm all dick and bones

Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!

You're slim aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.

by Biggy D' October 19, 2023

phone bone

Phone sex

I just got phone boned...huh.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Shongy bones

The bra that a mermaid wears.

The mermaid looks beautiful in her shongy bones.

by Rose nyland January 30, 2021

Bone Appateet

Basically titty fucking

Oh, I had the best bone appateet last night.!!

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

chicken wings on the bone

When you lick the shaft clean like a chicken wing. Down to the bone

Damn, Sarah licked the me like some chicken wings on the bone.

by Zuccerino February 6, 2018

Boned dry

To have ejaculated to a point where only air come out

Chichi I'm throwing in the towel ,I am boned dry

by Lowlyingfruit October 19, 2020