This is totally not skirt

a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way

I love This is totally not skirt, it make me not feeling gay or LGBT!

by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024

Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.

Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.

by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025

Lemme get a total recall

A total recall is an order of three buttery nipples from the bartender.

Aye yo, lemme get a total recall.

by Meatclacks March 28, 2025

To do a Tota

To clog a toilet with a massive dookie

Damn, lunch was super heavy, I need to do a Tota in the locker room

by TiagoCBoto May 28, 2025

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Yeah dude, totally.

Used as a response when someone expects you to care or get it, but you really dont.
Or when someone blurts out something akward/embarrassing but they dont realize it.

A: i miss my girlfriend
B: yeah dude, totally.

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A: My spotify wrapped came in! My top three was TV girl, Mommy sleeping aid ASMR and beabadobee!
B: yeah dude, totally.

by Anoneeneemus December 4, 2024