Nipple Pig

A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.

“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”

“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”

“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”

by doodleplur4u December 9, 2020

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

Pig

Unconscious police officer of the law, he who runs off animal instant over being an intellectual human, realistically a pig has more brains then a Unconscious cop.

Ah the pigs know whats right and choose to do the wrong things.

by Rhys Adam Campbell December 12, 2020

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

Fewlish pig

A Foolish person who is older then 40 but younger than 90 who struggles with big issues and is very nice but only a little bit sexy!

My grandparents are fewlish pigs

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

Pig Pig Penis

funny sapnap joke

yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)

by oooopogchamp December 31, 2020