cheese umbrella

An umbrella made out of cheese. An idea randomly thought of by Youtuber Phil Lester during Phil Is Not On Fire (PINOF) 6.

Dan Howell: Quick! Say the first thing that comes into your head!
Phil Lester: Uh. Um. Cheese umbrella!

by phangirl5ever09 April 13, 2016

fresh cheese

Dry jiz under your testicles

I need to wash of the fresh cheese, if you know what I mean.

by Real Cheese life January 22, 2018

Cheese Cake

the manner of cuming on a girls pussy and rubbing it all in.

Last night my girlfriend was depressed because i gave her a strawberry shortcake instead of a Cheese Cake.

by Tizzl February 14, 2006

Gay Cheese

A thick, whitish-yellow substance that looks like it came from two gay people making love.

Carl: Eww, What's that on the table?

Scott: It's Gay Cheese! Don't let gay people have sex on your kitchen table Carl!

by IMAKEprettyWORDS June 16, 2011

South of Cheese

Any place that you are at or people you are involved with, in which that it may be run down, lame, full of cheesy people, cheesy, stupid, and lacking any sort of cool factor. Kind of like saying "Yea, that is about as cool as a wet fart."

" Ugh, do you remember that bar we went to last night, total South of Cheese."

by Shizid13 April 28, 2009

cheese boob

A boob made out of cheese.

Look at that cheddar cheese boob!

by Yapi Inu April 28, 2006

grilled cheese

When pulled apart, grilled cheese looks exactly like old poontang

Syxxpakk would really like to get a piece of Proxi's grilled cheese

by cyxelsid July 29, 2003