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Cute Take

a hot take in a topic, usually toxic, bigoted, and highly fact deficient by someone banking on their attractiveness to make it acceptable and defended by their audience.
Asides from the completely off base premise of Becky's cute take, the fervor of which her stans defended it was disturbing.
by ShoNuff77 July 24, 2022
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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.
Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017
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Take

capture (an opposing piece or pawn).
Black takes the rook with his bishop
by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024
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Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.
That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.
by fiachdubh April 3, 2024
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