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Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
by elementcubed November 21, 2010
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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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Punched up

When a nephson gets dressed up for an event (rodeo, fair, show) in cowboy like attire
Craig is all punched up for the fair with his belt-buckle
by anonymous May 9, 2018
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March 19 Boob punching day

A day where you can punch a female's boobs. Don't do it to a stranger though. This was made in response kick in the balls day
Hey it's March 19 boob punching day, yknow what that means!
by Justforanimation March 18, 2025
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Punched

I see an ugly female -

“damn she’s punched”
by Str82bag July 9, 2022
mugGet the Punchedmug.

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus
Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me
by J Barnes September 4, 2023
mugGet the Tongue punch your fart boxmug.

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