Potato xxx

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.

"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."

by MisterMeez November 28, 2022

Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.

Damn Hayden you a potato expert.

by LuxInATux July 21, 2022

roasted potato

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017

Potato

Bad player(s) in a video game. Typically a first person shooter. There will be no further explanation.

Their entire team is filled with potatoes

This kid is a potato at this game

I swear if this potato camps in the corner again I'm going to fucking lose it!

by Thatoldguydownthestreet March 18, 2017

Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

potato

A potato is a starchy plant that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable, otherwise known as the thickest and dryest veggie. It can be cooked and mashed aggressively to create a delicious creamy Thanksgiving or Christmas side dish.

"I play roblox while I eat potatoes."

by of course this is true January 6, 2022