Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

by Geechy January 28, 2009

mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most anonymous with

Smuggling goods.

Rick "I don't know how much I want to bring this it the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Colleen if she don't mind, as she has 2 pocket one won't taint my high and I will still be able to look you all in the eyes after"

by Crochet.R.E.A.M December 26, 2017

Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.

“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”

by Downsy610 May 26, 2025

5th pocket

A woman's vagina used as a stash spot

Here hide this in your 5th pocket

by Bender overm3 June 14, 2022

Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”

Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.

by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024

Pocket

Pocket means when someone stole from you

Heyy this bitch just pocket from me

by Yourgurljaylin November 27, 2021