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don't dog me

Def: To not hate or disrespect someone during action.
Paul: "Don't dog me sir."
Johnson: "Thats 25 push-ups Paul."
Natalie and Niya: "HAHAHAH"
by Don't Dog Me January 23, 2020
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doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2013
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shit me off

When something makes you angry.
People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.
by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012
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Nigger me to death

annoying someone so much it becomes a certain problem
Johnny stop asking about the game. Nigger me to death.
by Rice baby January 24, 2022
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you wound me

In this context, wound is not the past tense of wind (as in to "wind up a clock", nor as in "the wind blows"). It is instead the verb form of the noun "wound", meaning an injury of some description.
this wound has nothing to do with an actual physical injury, it's more of an emotional wound
"Why, Jaime, my sweet brother," he said,"You wound me. You know how much I love my family."
by Digital Damsel May 29, 2021
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Fuck Me Fine

When a person is so fine to the point you’d let them hit it free anytime.
Jada ain’t he Fuck Me Fine???
Jada: omfg yessss
by pimps.org June 23, 2021
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Fuck me in the ear

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...
by Scar01 November 7, 2010
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