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by Magaling December 23, 2018

The Bucking Mustang

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed

Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Keen as mustard

To be very keen on something; to be particularly interested in, or looking forward to something

I hear the meat pie eating competition is on this weekend, and Trac is going to take part. Mate I am keen as mustard to go watch!

by eshayladd01 November 25, 2019

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.

Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.

by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020

Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.

Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay

by rhonin66 March 2, 2021