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The place where TTH wanks to Cobra's post's. Also the place where TTH rules mankind... :-D


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by Paulo Serrano October 10, 2004
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House

Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.
Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.

Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?

Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
by Jvpizz July 26, 2021
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Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed
1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!
by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011
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hickory house

The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!
by Trollingly May 22, 2016
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sexual housing

when lex sexual harasses people
by mat444 January 21, 2024
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Pleasantville House

A house that someone refers to as a sex house in the suburbs that prostitutes use the pleasantville blowdryer method all the time.
Joe "Man, last night was crazy.y"
You "Yeah, that Pleasantville House did wonders for me, that Pleasantville blowdryer was amazing"
by dom g goochi September 3, 2025
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Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.
“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”
by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022
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