Oh Mes Jours

A European twist on the common phrase:

"Oh My Days"

Coined by a 21st century Genius.

Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.

French Teacher: Your homework for tonight is to learn some french.

Student: Oh mes jours!

French Teacher: WTF?!

by Jons Octopus July 05, 2010

doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob

girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.

by Sexydimma August 29, 2013

rag me up

rile, irritate, provoke

if you rag me up again parking in my space I'll have you nicked

rile irritate harasschaferankleget under your skintaunt

by notquitepatrick September 05, 2015

don't dog me

Def: To not hate or disrespect someone during action.

Paul: "Don't dog me sir."
Johnson: "Thats 25 push-ups Paul."
Natalie and Niya: "HAHAHAH"

by Don't Dog Me January 23, 2020

Nigger me to death

annoying someone so much it becomes a certain problem

Johnny stop asking about the game. Nigger me to death.

by Rice baby January 25, 2022

you wound me

In this context, wound is not the past tense of wind (as in to "wind up a clock", nor as in "the wind blows"). It is instead the verb form of the noun "wound", meaning an injury of some description.
this wound has nothing to do with an actual physical injury, it's more of an emotional wound

"Why, Jaime, my sweet brother," he said,"You wound me. You know how much I love my family."

by Digital Damsel May 29, 2021

shit me off

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge February 22, 2012