Slave Apple

A shiny red ball gag.

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.

by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025

Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.

That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.

by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025

Apple NPC

An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.

"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"

by dealerownsyou January 14, 2025

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 28, 2025