take one for the team 

The act of taking the obese chick in a bunch of hot chicks, so the the other guys can get laid. Unfortunately, there are very few men who will take one for the team, and with good reason. If you find one, let me know.

Champ over there gets to take one for the team, this time

take one for the team by ... November 29, 2003

Break the Trojan 

1. To have rough, angry sex with a woman you find very attractive, but you hold back a little bit to ensure the integrity of the condom as insurance so you do not have to pay child support or spend any unnecessary time outside of the bedroom together.

2. To be brought unwillingly into a more serious phase of a relationship with a parter you would rather have as a causal sex buddy through any means.

To Break the Trojan would mean the girl would become impregnated and you would either have to marry her, or pay child support for 18 years.

Guy 1: Man Michelle is smokin hot, would you hit that?

Guy 2: Yeah I'd hit that, with a vengeance, but I wouldn't Break the Trojan.

Guy 1: Word, I hear shes an alcoholic anyways.

Break the Trojan by Bigezay March 3, 2008

paint the town 

to have a good time.
to go all over the town
to paint it with your body heat.

"hey becca i have to go paint the town"
"oh, thats cool i guess...?!"

paint the town by becca and amanda December 12, 2007

The Tigges

When a male is seated on a toilet defecating, and a female engages in oral sex with this same male at the same point in time of the defecation. After he ejaculates, she then discontinues the oral sex and engages in cleaning his anus with her tongue untill his anus is more clean than a baby's bottom.

" Bro, I had this nasty girl last night, gave me The Tigges twice after dinner at Taco Bell"

The Tigges by Bobby "21" O'Shea November 2, 2009

planes hit the towers 

One of the many time in which symbolism is used to show a disaster. Much better than saying September 11th because just saying that doesn't paint a picture into somebody's mind about what the disaster was about. Also, if you use your brain you can think up many others.
Example:
- Boat hit the iceberg: Titanic sinking
- Bullet hit the president: Assassination of JFK
- Planes shot the beach: Pearl Habor
- Planes hit the towers: 9/11

I was sad when I heard that the planes hit the towers.

planes hit the towers by DaMan August 9, 2003

the TFlem 

A man or boy who is only interested in sexual encounters with women of the Asian persuasion.

"He pulled the TFlem last night and picked up an Asian hooker. I think her name was Na Na."

the TFlem by eops October 29, 2009

The Two Song Rule 

Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.

Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"

Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"

The Two Song Rule by JackTwo May 31, 2010